Crapperie

A great website about the life of the great Marquis Dupre. (www.crapperie.com)

The Crapperie has great articles about Douglas.

by Douglas Page March 2, 2005

Crapeater

One who eats poo

Mrs.Fumi

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

crapberrying

Using your blackberry from the shitter, the can, the john.

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sent from a wireless device

Man, I almost flushed my Blackberry this morning while I was dominating a poop - a near crapberrying disaster!

by Mystery White Boy January 30, 2007

Cramer bounce

When Jim Cramer highly recommends a stock on "mad money" and it goes up significantly the next day.
While much can be attributed to his fine acumen, his popularity can not be factored out of the resulting uptick.

I expect to get a "cramer bounce" on my joy global shares tomorrow (joyg) after he touts it on his show tonite...

by gregory trayne May 29, 2008

Crapberg

When your crap is so big that it is below AND above the waterline

I dropped a giant one, looked between my legs to see my work, and noticed I had made a crapberg.

That crapberg is big enough to sink the Titanic

by DDgiraffe February 18, 2010

Chaperphone

A chaperphone is a good friend who can't come along on a date or other activity, but will call you or text you at least once, but often multiple times, to make sure you're not in trouble.

I have a blind date tonight, and I think it's going to be awful. Will you be my chaperphone and call me or text me at 9 so I have an excuse to leave? or... I know I'm married, but I want to hang out with this hottie tonight. Will you chaperphone me every half hour so I stay out of trouble?

by TwoMirrors July 23, 2010

Crapenstance

An unwanted run-in with a stranger. It can be a brief or long encounter.

I just had the best Crapenstance. This homeless dude just tried to tell my fortune.

This nerd wouldn't stop singing on the subway, the whole time... Crapenstance.

by sqrell November 10, 2012