Cram the cruiser

When multiple homeless females pile into an old police car and dry hump the rookie driving the car.

Wow, did y’all see the cram the cruiser session going on in the parking lot?

by Crankydanky21 December 7, 2021

Cram jelly

When your nutsack is sticking to your thigh

Bro I had the worst cram jelly today in precalc.

by Wakaflakaflame October 16, 2017

Cram

A term for a guy with a fat dick, typically of coke can girth.

"Whoa! That's a real cram you have there!"
Exclaimed one gentleman to the other after exiting the sauna at the gentleman's only club.

by Rooster Washington May 3, 2021

Cram

Cram- a mushy substance that if laid out in the sun for a fortnight will be stronger than iron, steel or any kind of metal. It can also be eaten either by soup or meat sadly I cant tell you how or why cram is made sorry only the pros can know cram can also be smoked like a joint or injected into the thigh if injected anywhere else you will OD OK DONT INJECT IT INTO YOUR PENIS IT WONT GROW IN WILL INVERT!!! Get at a cram shack or a cram stall near you! It also comes with a verious flavours like cram, Berry cram, very berry cram.
All credits to ted nivison on YouTube or twitch.

"Hey bro u want to shoot up some cram"
"hey kid you got any CRAAAAAM"
"would you like cram, very cram very berry cram or berry cram"
"WTF is CRAAAAM"

by Jaffa pope January 30, 2021

Cram bar

Where people in north western Sydney go to pick up not only the local talent but an STI or two

“Ready for Cram Bar bro?”
“Nah Cunt no where near fucked up enough!”

by Mr Boombastic 2756 October 17, 2017

cram sand

Cram sand up your ass

Tommy cram sand

by Litty_5 May 12, 2018

neck-cram

Akin to bellybutton lint but in the neck. Food and other debris that gets stuck between the rolls under the neck of an overweight person or baby.

After dinner, my toddler was full of neck-cram.
You must be sure to clean out your neck-cram to avoid smelling.

by ZoBirdie August 27, 2013