writer's constipation

An antonym of writer's block. This phrase means having to many ideas in you mind, that you are not able to get them out in a orginsized and creative fasion.

I'm having a wicked hard time writing this story. I mean, I just have so many ideas. I think I'm suffering from writer's constipation man.

by EmeraldFire April 3, 2008

Constipation and diarrhea

Basically, life's way of saying "fuck you".

Dude 1-Hey man, I have constipation and diarrhea, so when it finally comes out, it's everywhere!
Dude 2-Why the hell are you telling me this...

by Scrounder September 18, 2012

constipation

when you're on the toilet and you cant seem to pop the crap out of your buttox. Not being able to "poop" or "let out the beans" orr "explode the chiz"

"the constipation is getting severe"

by toilet talk February 17, 2013

conspic

A conspic is big shaqs terminology of a conspiracy

Oi man like charlie causing a conspic-

by Big shaws nan November 19, 2017

Morning Constitution

Morning Dump

During my morning constitution; I got in some light reading.

by jabanks2 October 22, 2008

constipate

inability to shit
cannot poop
impossible to drop a bomb

Eating too much peanut butter caused me to become constipated.

by Trogdor November 20, 2003

constipation

The state of not being able to poop. Can be loads of fun

you look constipated

by sashafan July 10, 2003