Skip to main content

Condensation Handshake

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.
I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.
by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015
mugGet the Condensation Handshake mug.

Consentivity

Consentivity is a life principal where you dedicate yourself to being positive and asking for consent
Why do you ask if I give consent before doing anything?”
“Because I live by Consentivity”
by Tesla2277 May 17, 2018
mugGet the Consentivity mug.

Condensity

The eggplant hummus has the same condensity as KFC’s mash potatoes with gravy!
by YoYoYach May 15, 2019
mugGet the Condensity mug.

concentonized

when no one got you permission to do something. if you do something against there will.
jessica: IAN YOU WHERE NOT concentonized TO POST THAT!
Brielle: yeah ian!
by ranga69 September 18, 2019
mugGet the concentonized mug.

Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.
I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.
by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020
mugGet the Condensed milf mug.

Congenital Adripia

a condition when someone is born without the ability to acquire drip.
Sasà has absolutely, I think he has Congenital Adripia.
by Snabby February 6, 2021
mugGet the Congenital Adripia mug.

Concentrify

To make something that is not of Concentrix, something that is Concentrix
We need to Concentrify this space
by Cbcnx October 7, 2021
mugGet the Concentrify mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email