Cafe Codename

Noun.

The name a coffee shop puts on your drink. It’s so scrambled you can use it as your spy name.

Barista: “order for Alyssa :)”

The cup: U-H-L-I-S-U-H

Alyssa: My cafe codename goes hard. What is yours Bella?

Belle: beilauh :(

by finnrmyman November 26, 2022

The Cohen Pazo

The Cohen Pazo (or mr. Lawyer man) is very fancy and is always wearing a suit and top-hat. He also carries around a briefcase. The Cohen Pazo always uses perfect grammar and punctuation for everything and says “indeed” instead of “yes”

Man: “hello sir.”
The Cohen Pazo: “indeed”

by Toothpaste.io March 22, 2023

Brandon is better than Cohen

it is just that Brandon is better than Cohen, this time

this time Brandon is better Than Cohen

by cohen is better than brando March 1, 2022

conan'd

v.

To be fired at the top of your career.

also:

To be pushed aside by a man with a big chin.

I feel bad for Jimmy, he brought in so much more for the company and still got conan'd.

by yaopue January 18, 2010

conan o'brien

Absolutely, without a doubt, the funniest person who ever walked this earth. 2.) Damn he's funny!!! Way funnier than Jay Leno or any other host out there!!! 3.) 6'4, redhead, white, catholic, irish, extremely hot!!!

Conan: "Tonight we have a great show and therefore it must be talked about..."
Audience: (Silence)
Conan: "OKAY!! That freaked everyone out!"
Audience: (laughter)
Conan O'brien rocked by pants off last night!!

by AnimalLover October 5, 2005

Conan

A pale faced, tall and very talented latenight talkshow host whom sould be dubbed the new king of comedy.

Conan is a comedic god.

by Rachel February 8, 2003

Conan O'Brien

an optimistic late night talk-show host

Conan: "We have a great show tonight. I don't think I've ever mentioned that before."
audience: laugh
Conan: "Seriously, we do..."
audience: laugh again

by uglyron August 7, 2003