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Air Conditioner

the sexual act when a man goes down on a woman after eating a popsicle or something else frozen on a hot summers day.
Guy: "Hey dude, I gave that chick an air conditioner this afternoon:
Girl: "I would love an air conditioner its soooooo hot out!!"
by BILLYandKAILA May 5, 2011
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Papi conditioner

is the next level of papi shampoo its a Dominican male that gets all the women by his reputation. there are only to ways to be classified a papi conditioner 1.your name must be cesar 2. you must possess the black mumba.
OMG is that Cesar. NO thats papi conditioner! hold on to ur girlfriends!
by PAPI CONDITIONER June 29, 2010
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the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning

Uchiha Sasuke's way to keep his hair lookin' sexy. Naruto's way of making his hair weird and yellow
"i will use the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning to make my hair like sasuke-kun!"
by delete no danna September 21, 2009
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CoDitioned

A portmanteau of 'CoD' (the acronym for "Call of Duty") and 'conditioned'. It is the quality of being conditioned by Call of Duty, i.e. having methods and preferences that are influenced by Call of Duty to a point of being second-nature.
Examples include naturally recalling Call of Duty's control scheme and comparing other First Person Shooters' controls to Call of Duty's.
This phenomenon can affect any aspect of video games from graphics to gameplay features, and could even affect other genres of games. Major cases of being CoDitioned include Call of Duty influencing non-video game aspects of one's life.
I tried playing Halo after years of playing Call of Duty, but I kept chucking grenades when I just wanted to use my Battle Rifle scope. All those years have CoDitioned me!

I was running late for class, but I forgot to equip Marathon, so I kept losing my breath. I've been CoDitioned in real life!
by MikeCossack May 9, 2011
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conditioner cuck

A person (usually a guy) who only has one thing on his mind: conditioner
Doesn't take great care of his body and doesn't have much of a life, but makes up for it by purchasing expensive hair products, personal hygiene items etc. which, are the only thing he talks about and flexes on his friends, which mostly are emotionally distant from him, and they don't want to be around him, they don't hang out with him, he hangs out with them, and does so like a leech, clinging on and sucks until there isn't anything left to suck. Very draining to be around, and makes dumb overused jokes and sexual innuendos, despite not ever being sexually active.
José: Watch out, here he comes.
Zacharias: No kidding, lets get out of here before that conditioner cuck starts following us everywhere we go.
by Pollo👍 December 19, 2021
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Laundry Conditioner

Kenzie and Jake went to the store to get some Downy Laundry Conditioner.
by JaZie April 24, 2010
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conditionator

A man from the future who travels to the past to ensure proper conditioning of women's hair to prevent the hair apocalypse. Typically gay and flamboyant.
Whats that scent?
Its my conditionator.
by iliketits69 April 23, 2017
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