Computer Herpes

Any program (virus, or even an anti-virus program) that you cannot get off of your computer.

I installed Norton a few years ago, but now that I'm trying to delete it, I've found I have a serious case of computer herpes.

by theboxinthecorner June 17, 2012

Computer

Something parents dont understand, it is sexy has entertainment and shit, i fucked it because it has a usb slot...

i fucked a computer

by Iamnotasmartassishoulddomyh/w May 15, 2016

Computers

Earbud Headphones.

Kenny : Toby, take those computers out of your ears for a second.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

Computer Science Emotional Breakdown

When a computer science major in college (or any other programming person) has a breakdown because there code isn't working. Generally involves keyboard smashing.

Shortened to CSEB.

Yo, Jacob is having a computer science emotional breakdown about the project.

by m3chatr0nic December 3, 2019

computer mouse

A clicky thing where you do lots of clicking. Usually not used for a computer, but to play with.

I have clicked this Computer Mouse so many times.
That is great. It really is a clicky thing where you do lots of clicking.
Yes.

by DemogorgonSlayer October 13, 2020

Disposable computer

Any of several types of computer that, owing to the great difficulty of repair are easier to replace. A computer that displays a small cryptic "face" to display it's inability to continue operating. See also mac.

I went through another disposable computer, I guess I had better buy one that doesn't come in 400 different colors.

by Xaero December 5, 2003

stupor-computer

A painfully slow computer and/or internet connection incapable of performing more than one task at a time but capable of inducing a catatonic state in the user.

I fell asleep waiting for my goddam stupor-computer to load an effing wikipedia article.

by Mattemo March 16, 2009