Company Dumpty

To take a shit while at work, or on "company" time.

Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".

Hey where have you been? You're late for our 10 o'clock meeting.

Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.

by T Yo February 23, 2009

comp crusher

A person who downloads lots of large files untill they fill the computers hard drive completely. Then, they free up a miniscule amount of free space, then fill it up again.

When Jimmy found out that he could actually download porn, he became a comp crusher.

by NINJA_CARROT August 18, 2009

compact squid bar

a compacted squid bar is a triggered person that is craving toenails from how much stress that over came them

the music teacher is a compact squid bar.

by toenail & toejam April 19, 2019

Comp Jomp

A computational geometry engineer

Looking to hire Comp Jomps

by plexmeister February 28, 2021

Male companionship

When old ladies need some dick but still gotta act like they wanna chat and get dinner first. Usually found in newspaper ads cuz old ppl don't know about tinder or Christian mingle yet.

Attractive, healthy, energetic, 60 years old female looking for "male companionship"

by krohnson November 30, 2017

Rogue Company

A popular game made by HI-REZ studios. And is arguably the best game made by HI-REZ studios.

Guy 1:"Hey dude wanna play paladins?"
Guy 2:"Nah dude that's gay , Lets play Rogue Company";

by if you read this you're gay122 January 8, 2021

After the show comes the shit cart.

Old saying from WW1 used by soldiers returning to the trenches after being on leave in England

Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"

Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."

by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 24, 2020