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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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anal compression

The air pressure builtup inside of the anus during anal activity's, that is then released sounding like a fart!
She has too much anal compression, it's always making the funny fart noise that her parents can hear.
by trendsetta420 April 1, 2019
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Barry Comprehensive School

A once great school run by the bald supreme leader GMAC. Its glory days including daily fights by Rhys and Ryan Jones and the sight of callum holt running down the corridor with shit running down his leg. Legends of the school include chow, holly and rob bourton. Now the school is full of fannies in blazers following a 1 way system in their shitty masks.
"Barry Comprehensive school is quite shit innit"
- Phil Turner
by Whitmore is shit September 8, 2020
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twitter compression

jamison: i love twitter compression
pixelslick: fuck you
by hawesomeSauce April 25, 2021
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Shelby Compression Test

The act of your sexual partner inserting a finger into your anus, and you subsequently passing gas while still inserted; may be performed at any time not exclusive to receiving oral.
“Bro, sally stuck a finger in my ass the other day so I decided to give her the ol’ Shelby compression test!”

“Bud, you’re sick”

“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”
by Ligmamom September 16, 2021
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Columbia Compress

A sexual act in which 2 women put shaving cream all over their tits and squish them together.
Jerry: hey did you hear that Dolores and Shauna did the Columbia Compress last night?
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning
by Captain_atomix November 2, 2021
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reading comprehension devil

a saying that is used when someone doesn't understand a piece of media/literature. refers to the show/manga "chainsaw man."
Person 1: "The man who was murdered in the story the Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe was actually alive the whole time and it was his heart was beating in the floorboards!"
Person 2: "The reading comprehension devil strikes again!"
by bookuser11 December 19, 2023
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