cocksmoke

a long, skinned, black man's penis, smoked in a smokehouse and stuffed with the finest tobacco

a conniouseur's dream

cocksmoke?

i'd love one.

by dirty sanchez July 24, 2003

cockshock

The feeling of uneasiness associated with rushing into sex.

When you go to bed with someone sooner than you expected to and then it's like, "whoa, I got cockshocked".

This person may be someone you've just met, a friend, or a new romantic partner, but the overriding feeling is one of mild dismay and shock that physical intimacy has taken place.

It leaves you wondering for the next 48 hours if that was the right thing to do.

Both your body and spirit will be shaken.

"I got cockshocked by Mick".

"I'm feeling freaky with my cockshock".

"Bro, tu meke cockshock".

by Cockshocker October 1, 2010

cocksmash

A disappointed or angry interjection, as if to compare your current situation into getting smashed hard in the scrotal region.

Doctor: I'm sorry Joe, but your leg has contracted gangrene. We're going to need to amputate.
Joe: Fuckin' cocksmash!!

by tfd September 12, 2004

cocksmash

When somebody is lieing down, another person winds up their fist from a far distance and smashes it down on the other's groin in a natural motion.

"I was just laying there in my sleeping bag, and he threw down the cocksmash! My balls hurt!"

by Sandwich487864354 August 15, 2008

Cocksmoker

The act of lighting one's pubic hairs on fire, while sucking on their penis.
Origin, mid-2007, English.

Oh God, you're such a cocksmoker.

by Peter Shaw the G master February 12, 2008

cockmuck

cockmuck is a norn irish term for cum!

here love fuck sake wipe the cockmuck off yer bake before ye go in til yer house!

by ceelad August 6, 2006

Cocksnake

A word used to describe anyone who is far beyond the "douche bag" status. A person who slithers & lives in anothers underwear. A total brown noser.

Bob is a real cocksnake. He has been in the boss's drawers trying to get that promotion.

by idrum6969 January 21, 2009