Close-Up

A week long "academy" for history buffs (AKA NERDS) in Washington, DC where high school geeks hook up while freaking on the dance floor only to end up shaking hands and walking away.

Dude, there were absolutely no hot guys at Close-Up!

Close-Up by mayukiasaki March 26, 2009

close the pool 

"close the pool" refers to a time when the web site "ebaums world" tried to raid the website "habbo hotel" many African American's human rights were infringed upon.

"Lets close the pool brothers"

close the pool by Anonymous­e November 26, 2007

close encounter of the turd kind 

experiences in a public bathroom, sitting next to someone 'deffing' in a loud manner! -general deffing experiences in public facilities

i had a close encounter of the turd kind at the airport 'bowls'

someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!

close encounter of the turd kind by michael foolsley January 10, 2010

close the curtain 

To turn up the volume on the tv, refering to volume signal that pops up on the screen that slides to the right. Opposite to open the curtain witch is to turn down the tv

Ice I can't hear the badgers close the curtain.

close the curtain by Gordy Pugh April 21, 2006

close reading 

Reading a book in a state of exhaustion, resulting in ones face dropping steadily closer to the page.

I was at the library doing some close reading. Woke up and I had dissolved several verses of Keats in drool.

close reading by Luke T September 29, 2007

Close regs 

stop letting noobs join a game

Noob being annoying/asking too many questions.

You say, close regs.

Close regs by AAnguish September 28, 2008

Close Quarter Mortar 

A gaseous emission released in close proximity; whether in a large crowd or a confined area, usually resulting in gesticulations of remorse for being born.

Jim Carry walks out of the elevator, turns, then says "It was me" ...
Close Quarter Mortar

Close Quarter Mortar by TheGrogotch February 5, 2010