Chonkster

A massive, overconfident dude whose entire personality is built around sports, protein shakes, and being loud for no reason. Usually built like a refrigerator with legs, laughs at his own dumb jokes, and somehow thinks barely passing school is a personality trait. A chonkster can often be found stomping down hallways with a backpack that contains nothing but an empty notebook and a half-eaten granola bar.

Common traits:

Talks about the same 3 plays from last game like they were historic events

Thinks yelling = being funny

Built like a tank but loses every argument that requires thinking

High-fives people aggressively for no reason

“Teacher made him read a paragraph out loud and the chonkster went: ‘The… eco… sys… tem… is… im… por… tant…’ sounding like a microwave trying to read a textbook.

by Common Enemy #2 March 11, 2026

I'm a chuckster!

- Various Piantas, Super Mario Sunshine

Often used to express distaste towards Episode 5 of Pianta Village, Secret of the Village Underside. Partially a meme phrase, though more often than not used in jest while referring to an aspect of Super Mario Sunshine.

"imagine if the Dolphic on the sign translated to 'I'm a chuckster!'"

by PowerfulPianta7-5 February 26, 2024

chunker

Someone who removes the sexual organs of someone else or themselves using a blunt instrument

"Ha Ha that bloke got is a chunker, but i bet it hurt"

by arnoldofive April 16, 2007

Chunkstamike

Adores himself, vain, believes he is the perfect being, loves cookies and disney world.

Chunkstamike loves cookies, mickey mouse, and his bestie Joshy

by CrackheadM August 18, 2013

chuckstrap

chuck·strap \ˈchək-ˌstrap\

verb
get (one's hipster self or something) into or out of a situation using existing resources

adjective
(of a hipster or hipster project) using one's own resources rather than external help

"The hipster entrepreneur is chuckstrapping his new tech startup rather than raising money."

by sleepyy April 14, 2014

chunksexual

The person in question longs for a partner with larger proportions.

Ben: So you prefer larger women right, James?

James: Yeah I guess you could say that.

Ben: So, would you call yourself a 'Chunksexual', since you like larger, chunky women?

James: 100%

by ChunkMeister March 2, 2015

Chunker

The nice way of calling someone fat

"Wow. She's a little chunker."

by sailboat December 15, 2014