bum chums

Australian Slang

best friends, mates, chummy, friends you feel totally comfortable with

John and I are bum chums!

by J-Boi September 14, 2006

Chumming for Coyotes

To defecate in the woods

Bill is out in the bushes chumming for coyotes

by rayal July 29, 2009

Knuckle Chum

When you give yourself a hearty wank and bust a load all down your hand and fingers and fail to clean up the nut adequately leaving crusty jizz on the knuckles.

You might want to put a little hand lotion on your digits there braaaaaahhh. Skin looks a little dry and flakey. Naaaaaahhhh brooooohhhb that’s just knuckle chum. I didn’t wash my hand earlier after I gave it a good wank.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018

Chum Litter

Leftover bits of toilet paper which is caught in the hairs around the butthole.

I was really turned off by your girlfriend's advances after I found her rear thatch covered in chum litter.

by anonymous June 12, 2016

Cooter Chum

N: The blood stain left after having period (menstrual) sex

How disgusting, she left a cooter chum stain on the pool table at the party last night!

by OfGreatQuality July 9, 2011

Cheesy-Chums

A revolutionary new 100% natural condiment. When you nut in a menstruating vagina, the jizz and blood mix to form a thick dip that you may or may not use as a taco topping.

"These salted chips are so boring"
"Here. Dip them in Cheesy-Chums"
"Yum! What's in it?"
"Just eat"

by silverfruit June 21, 2023

Chum Sock

When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him keep his own cum sock under your bed.

Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”

Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”

by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 5, 2021