silverfruit's definitions

selfie stick

/ˈsɛlfi stɪk/ (noun)

• An elongated rod, usually made out of plastic or steel, with a camera on one end and a dense moron on the other.

• An aid for the disabled. Akin to the physically challenged using a walking stick, the mentally challenged use a selfie stick.

Girl: "Check out this totally adorbz piccie I took of me and my girlies with my new selfie stick!"
Boy: "I don't want to live on this planet any more."

by silverfruit January 4, 2015

Ricist

Someone who thinks white rice is superior to brown rice.

White rice: "You guys are taking all our jobs away. Go back to your country!"
Brown rice: "Don't be such a ricist"

by silverfruit July 31, 2018

vagigsaw

A particularly puzzling vagina with an impossible to find g-spot.

Dude, I've tried it every which way but just can't get her to finish. It's a goddamn vagigsaw!

by silverfruit April 13, 2023

Cheesy-Chums

A revolutionary new 100% natural condiment. When you nut in a menstruating vagina, the jizz and blood mix to form a thick dip that you may or may not use as a taco topping.

"These salted chips are so boring"
"Here. Dip them in Cheesy-Chums"
"Yum! What's in it?"
"Just eat"

by silverfruit June 21, 2023