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Christapo 

George Bush's Jack Booted, Secret Morality Police, created to enforce the Mosaic Laws of the Old Testament and other perceived crimes under Christianity. (Origin - Internet blogs)
Formerly known as the Fun Police under previous Republican administrations.
Bush has unleashed his Christapo upon the American public to make sure they don't have any kind of fun or conduct themselves in a manner that isn't listed as acceptable in the Doctrine of the Religious Right.
Christapo by Berfel February 3, 2005
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Cristopher

A man who gets all of the girls and likes to get naughty with his bitches. Wants to be on the mariners when he grows up.
I want to be like cristopher
Cristopher by tafer April 4, 2018

Christopher Hunt 

Australian slang.

A polite way of saying Cunt (The insult not the genitalia)

Can also be abbreviated to C. Hunt
Juju - give me a smoke

Benji - its my last one.

Juju - *snatches smoke*

Benji - Christopher Hunt
Christopher Hunt by Mr Skim October 29, 2009

Christopher Walken

Quirky and slightly mental-looking Hollywood actor. Hasn't got nearly as many good roles as he should. Look out for him in David Cronenberg's The Dead Zone, Spielberg's Catch Me if you Can or in the movie of Ian McEwan's The Comfort of Strangers.
Watch out. Here comes a Christopher Walken character.
Christopher Walken by Fearman December 17, 2007

Christchurch 

Christchurch is a term that is exclaimed when someone finds themselves in a situation where the shouting of Christ or Jesus Christ would generally be warranted. The term is said to have been created in southern Ontario (Canada) when a young chap hurt himself in the presence of devout churchgoers and wanted to yell Christ. As it is blasphemous to use the Lord's name in vain, the inventor - who was well read in Oceanic geography - quickly added church to the end of his exclamation.

Note: If you hear someone use Christchurch in this context, it is customary that you reply by stating Auckland - or more rarely, Wellington.
John: (Stand up in a low ceiling basement and hit his head) 'A christchurch!'

Peter: Auckland!
Christchurch by jamic39 August 13, 2015

Christopher Sandoval 

Someone with a huge ego and thinks they are the best player on the team when in fact they are one of the worst. Some how they get a better position and they act they have rainbows coming out of their anus and then is proved how bad they are.
Wow Christopher Sandovaldid so well today in the game.
Christopher Sandoval by XxxRandoxxX November 17, 2017

Christopher 

He is a handsome/cute guy. He will always share you with his food as long as he have money and a very helpful person. He's a bit shy at first, but he is a trully jester if he feel comfortable with you. He likes to do jokes and makes you smile, even if you don't realised that you are actually smiling. He smile and laugh a lot and also very kind so you sure don't wanna see him to get angry or you will be regret, he can turn the world upside down.Arguments and debates are his strong points (you can almost, never win.) If you wanna know something, he is really good at keeping secrets and a very good listener. Sometimes when you talk to him, it may seem like he's not listening, but truth to be told, he's always listening. He have a very comfortable and innocent face which is an advantage for him to prank his friends, most people believe him including the teachers/elders. He also good at running and tend to go for a jogg.Christopher love adventure, new things, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding.

They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. He will make your life worth living.He is just the best type of guy to fall in love with.

I have an advice for you, before you are looking for other friends, try to look at your CHRISTOPHER he might be the best person in your entire life.
"wow Christopher has changed my life"
Christopher by Topo99 July 31, 2018