choadblock

Vehicles in front of you driving in adjacent lanes going slightly below the speed limit, preventing anyone from passing.

Mike:"Sorry I'm late man, these douchebags in front of me would not get out of the way and caused a choadblock.

by yaker11 February 28, 2013

Choad Yodler

One who inserts male balls into mouth and performs the art of yodling at its greatest potential

I wish i could find a talented Choad Yodler right now due to current stress levels in my life

by dmanson November 23, 2014

choade chanclas

the smallest condom available to purchase

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Choaked

Choaked a meme expresion of failing a task abruptly. It relates to the word choke and is commonly used in the computer gaming scene in east Dundee, Scotland.

It orginated in back in the day: 2017, where a little gamer miss-spelt choked for choaked

Oh no, i just choaked really hard driving into this corner.

Oh no, i just really messed up driving into this corner.

by umad0984 August 13, 2018

choadtelle

A troll of white supremacist patriarchy.

He could not sleep at night worrying about how he could explain how he was the expert on sexism because of choadtelle.

by lauraholt August 22, 2018

Chafaduck

A fake duck used when you can't cuss

Oh chafaduck my nugget fell.

by Chafaduck 69 March 6, 2020

Choaklit methil man

A word to describe an individual who is self obsessed and craves attention. Loves driving round the schools in Fife impersonating an animal, usually a goat looking to pick up a kid

His name was Callum and he was a choaklit methil man

by Youllneverbea500kfollowersstar June 20, 2021