chocolate checkers

The round circle of poo left on your chin after eating out a chick with a dirty ass.

Is that a chocolate checker? Wipe that off before everyone knows you've been hooking up with Tina Antonio.

by -B April 5, 2005

went to bed with chickens

sleeping very soon at night

I was very tired last night so I went to bed with chickens.

by Alishahbaz May 5, 2010

count your chickens before the egg hatched

Count your chickens before the egg hatched.

I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens

by Fursu May 2, 2016

step chickens

it’s a cult where all what you need to do to join is to put your pfp on any form of social media to the one our lord @chunkysdead has. it’s an amazing cult.

the step chickens cult will RISE.

by IdkWtfToNameMyself May 17, 2020

Checkers

A slang term for smoking pot (marijuana if you prefer!) developed by two dunnys on the mean streets of crooklyn.
More than just a slang term, it allows for safe knowledge of the smoking pot event, without letting outsiders know.

(When proving your masculinity)
VincentTheThird: Yo i got two beers!
All: TWO?!?
Pothead: Yeah well i just played some checkers

(When not wanting an outsider to follow)
Wheelman: Lets go play checkers!
Outsider: why would you wanna play checkers??
Sergio: Aigh sounds like a plan, and dont worry. its just a fun sport.

by The Oh Lesson! April 28, 2008

Chinese Checkers

When a man rests each of his testicles on a supine woman's eyes and then 'hops' one testicle over her nose and into her mouth.

Her nose was so big I could barely play Chinese Checkers.

by ThreedeeM June 29, 2008

Chickensoupcheese

The ultimate in Mancunian campness/homosexuality/camp homosexuality.

Damn, that chickensoupcheese is one ghei piece of poultry.

by DeviousDave November 26, 2004