Cheeto Nipples

A condition caused by abnormally long, protruding nipples. Commonly, the length of the nipple is longer than the diameter of the entire areola. When this occurs, the victim experiences a higher frequency of dry skin, resulting in an ashy and flaky topography (read: cheetos dust). See also: Stevie Wonder nipples.

Bryan: The following is the equation for cheeto nipples: Length of protusion divided by diameter of areola. If the the ratio is greater than one, you are at risk for Cheeto Nipples.

Laryssa: "I have this dust all over my sweater from dandruff."

Leah: "It's not dandruff, it's Cheeto Nipple residue."

by Meaty McGee January 24, 2014

Cheebsmail

A friendly email that has numerous typing/spelling/grammatical errors, much like what you would expect to see if Michael J. Fox typed you an email while he was having Parkinson's shaking episode.

I tried to make sense of it, but after the fifth typing error I gave up on reading the Cheebsmail.

by PapaLark December 30, 2014

Cheeto Motherfucker

A person who would proudly call themselves a “gamer”. This person would typically shower once a week or every two weeks and their hands will be crusted with Cheeto dust at all times. This person would also smell like shit and live with their parents. They’ll also have greasy hair 24/7 despite any annual showers because you just can’t wash that shit off. When they travel in groups they are referred to as “a bag of Cheetos”

Jeez, take a shower man you look like a Cheeto motherfucker.

by Cassy🌃 October 1, 2019

Cheeto pie

Another name for a red heads ass hole

I ate that red heads Cheeto pie last night.

by Fourx4chik6902 August 7, 2020

CHEBO

The most powerful of the gods, a religion to all. A creature of the light and of the dark. Has rarely appeared in film. The 2018 film "The Chebo" is not related to CHEBO

Have you heard of the all-powerful CHEBO

by CHEBO7 April 22, 2021

Guido Cheeto

A guido cheeto is simply, A GUIDO (an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.) that spray tans much which makes them ORANGE... In-turn... Guido Cheeto!

Look at that Guido Cheeto on the boardwalk... He clearly needs to take a break from the spray tan....

by AndreaAK-47 July 25, 2011

yeeto cheeto

the best friend group ever

i am so jealous i am not in yeeto cheeto

by bestie yaaaaa December 8, 2021