zip-carring

zip-carring (v.): the act of renting and using a zip car

i'm zip-carring up to westchester on friday to see my dad.

by caren c March 10, 2008

charging a sigil

Slang term for masturbation, derived from the Chaos Magick practice of bringing oneself to orgasm in order to cast a spell.

I'm just sitting around here watching YouTube and charging a sigil, while everyone else is out getting laid!

by Discordibation July 11, 2015

Chairing

Sitting on ones faces with a tube from their mouth into your ass. As you shit in their mouth, they throw up molecular particles that return back into your ass. As the shit and throw up gets stronger, the battle between who will win becomes stronger. The end result becomes a battle between plasmas as dragon ball z charater fight it out with a Kanehameha.

My friend Miguel and I were chairing after fighting on who would win in a fight, Goku or Superman.

by A slightly disoriented potato April 1, 2019

charming

a unique skill possesed by a priveleged (or not priveledged few). charming is accomplished by sitting on your back with your legs spread in the air. you then proceed to expel gas (see fart). once you have farted, you use your butt muscles to suck the air back in and continue to repeat for as long a possible. thus, once your location has been succesfully filled with ass gas, you have completed your charming.

he was charming for two hours until the air was poison

by jordan d January 18, 2006

Charging Rhino Legs

Derogatory term used by male athletes to describe the overly muscular legs of certain female athletes.

The Cal Women's Volleyball Players are so hot, except for #X - she's got charging rhino legs.

by mtnmeister June 27, 2009

Charging Elephant

A dance move which involves pulling out you trouser pockets, holding them aloft whilst poking your penis out over your trousers. It is often complemented by a prolonged braying noise.

A: Oh shit, that guy is sweeping up the bitches.

B: I'm not surprised, did you see his Charging Elephant?

by Elephantastic69 November 3, 2012

Charding

When a bottle of chardonnay has been open too long, and no longer tastes good... You empty the bottle into your ass to avoid wasting the drunk that woukd be left behind, had you chosen to pour it down the drain.

I opened a bottle of chardonnay last week and it got a little vinegary, to the point where the flavor was quite offensive, so I realized charding was the most appropriate way to finish the bottle.

by Tomatoeyes July 3, 2016