Meat Cleaver

During an online sports game, specifically Rocket League, when an offense player blocks a defensive player’s clear to score a goal.

I just meat cleavered the ball right into the goal. Get meat cleavered bro!

by Teach Me Bro February 4, 2022

pulling a cleaveland

Using every device possible that can connect to the internet to look at porn, expecialy if its your friends!

Jake: Dude where is my ipod touch?
Kyle: i think ryan is in the bathroom pulling a cleaveland

by Truckle is the man September 2, 2009

Dropped a cleave

Used to describe when a girl has worn an article of clothing which reveals significant cleavage.

Damn! Did you see Kelly today??? She really dropped a cleave!

by Asskickexpert February 18, 2011

New Year’s Cleave

When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.

She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

White Dragon Cleaves the Mountains

a civilized term for the sex act in which a woman allows a man to thrust his penis between her breasts; titty-fucking.

Man: I find it very easy to get off when the white dragon cleaves the mountains.
Woman: . . .what?
Man: I like titty-fucking.

by WhiteDragonTamer January 12, 2012

Beaver Cleaver

1. Somebody well practiced and accomplished in performing oral sex on a woman;
2. A lesbian;
3. A beardless clam affectionato;
4. A poon burgler;
5. A clit licker extraordinaire

1. I'll never get to score with Joan Jett -- she's a beaver cleaver.
2. I bet I can get Joan Jett to lick my snatch -- she's a beaver cleaver.
3. Thank god Rosie O'Donnell is a beaver cleaver. I'd never dip my dick in that nasty cooter.

by Ward and June Cleaver September 28, 2004

Cleave

Stick a caramel drenched churro into a woman's vagina. Remove the churro and insert a man's penis into the now caramel-filled vagina. Dip the churro back into the caramel sauce and insert it into the woman's anus. Continue fucking both of the woman's holes until both parties climax. The man then pulls out his caramelised dual-cum covered cock and the woman licks it clean.

J: "What are Claire and Steve doing in the back room?"
P: "She grabbed the caramel sauce, so they must be cleaving"
J: "Oh man I love it when my woman gives me the cleave"

by Juanana January 25, 2014