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Calendar Bitch

A bitch who gives a calendar to everyone for every Christmas, birthday, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, anniversary etc. And doesn't give a shit. 99% of the time, the calenders will be irrelevant eg. giving 15 year old a calender of rural countryside.
GUY:''What the fuck is this present,it's a calendar''

*sharkieshas calendar*

COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''
by joeytrib456 December 21, 2013
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calander

Man, I got pulled over for a stupid weapons charge. They talkin' bout me doin a whole calander!
by poolpimp August 9, 2006
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Calendering

When someone is a perfectionist with the exact dates and times of everything and when you try to arrange a different time for something they will have a fit an complain that once its in the calendar, it cant be changed.
Lisa: Hey Jess, I cant have that brunch with you a family thing has come up and I really cant miss it.
Jess: What are you saying?
Lisa: I saying that we will have to re schedule.
Jess: But I wrote it in my calendar, my phone and my diary and it took me super long to plan this!
Lisa: Bye Jess.
*HANGS UP PHONE*
Lisa: That girl needs help with all her calendering
by Pipsqueak101 January 13, 2019
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calendar girl

A slut. Alludes to the idea that a girl sleeping with a different guy every night could track her number of sex partners with a calendar.
You don’t want to go home with *that*, she’s practically a calendar girl.
by Asok_G December 26, 2005
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calender

a calender could be in physical or mental form, but ultimatly defines a system of time parsioned into different sectors.
by Anonymous August 14, 2003
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Allender

pretty much the most BAMF who destroyed cancer and plays guitar. He rocks at Humans versus Zombies, and can pretty much eat out the best pussy and is a good sex partner
He is such an Allender!
by big booty claire May 6, 2009
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calleger

one who enjoys walking the streets or one who is street-smart (from Spanish word "callejero")
You know that guy who you can see on 5th Ave. at 2 am? He's a calleger.
by anonymous December 31, 2003
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