Cack hatch

The cack hatch is one of many alternative and interesting names for the common anus.

"Oh yeah, she loves it up the cack hatch"

by Bl@kes March 17, 2007

cack gabbler

a gaf who likes the cack, a semen sucker, pole smoker, a gay BJ artist

You know you like the cack! Youre a cack gabbler!

by dan-i-o July 23, 2003

cack brace

An object that is adhered to a crooked dick in hopes to make it straight.

Foreigner: "Dude my cock is crooked. But, it bends upward so maybe thats how I hit the G spot so wel!"

Duder: "No dude, that's fucked up. You need to get a cack brace on them shits."

by westfalia January 19, 2010

Cack Weasel

An idiotic or moronic person.
A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.

Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel!

by Ben November 21, 2004

Cack Draft

When you open the door to a toilet that still has the pungent odour of poo which rushes toward you.

from the british term cack and backdraft

Dude don't try and go into the bathroom i just got hit by a major Cack Draft and it almost put me in a coma

by CayndehMan January 4, 2010

Cack sweater

1. An argyle sweater; usually worn with pride.

BRO: Dude, you have a glorious cack sweater!
DUDE: I know, aren't you jealous?
BRO: Fo' sho' nugga!

by Jerry Sandusky III February 19, 2012

Flappy Cack

A long flopping penis

....And then I left her a mushroom face tatto when I hit her with tha flappy cack

by Armstrizzle April 30, 2004