number porn

A condition in witch you are sexually aroused by the concept of numbers and math.

Dude, you have to be pretty into number porn to be a scientist nowadays.

by Thrackerzod June 06, 2016

Number 3

Pee, wee, urinate

Comes from the childrens nursery rhyme:

Number 1, tickle my bum
Number 2, do a big poo
Number 3, go for a wee

by Kellygirl February 12, 2012

crunch the numbers

Vigorously computing costs or calculating figures for a purchase or estimate.

You wanna buy this house? Let's crunch the numbers.

by yes juanito yes December 03, 2014

Imaginary Numbers

The concept that exists just to make people in Algebra 2 die of confusion.

"How does this pointless stuff that I'm not even going to use when I'm older even make sense? I just don't see how there can be Imaginary Numbers!"

(dies in class)

by NYC213 August 25, 2015

Numbers mason

What do they mean!

The numbers mason, what do they mean!

by LeafyBoi June 13, 2020

Number 1

someone who is number 1 is someone popular who talks to a lot of girls.

Dayuuuum, you see Abe over there talking with those 5 girls, hes such a Number 1!!!

by dj in the mix April 08, 2011

number two

evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated

Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008