Buffer Couple

a couple who provides an assurance of companionship and conversation for any dinner/event...

We booked a group dinner, knowing that we were bringing our buffer couple.

by Hunjiman February 23, 2020

buffer mortis

The hideous state one reaches while watching an inprogress DVR recording which catches up to real time viewing, thereby having to suffer through commercials.

"Oh man, we've reached buffer mortis. Let's go make a snack."

by LPathe November 30, 2010

Truffle Buffer

The act of cleaning your asshole so that it does not smell when your mate is performing oral sex.

I will never go out with Linda again. She is not known for truffle buffering.

by MKUFAMS1099 November 7, 2015

Box Buffer

A person who specializes in clitoris finger play while servicing a vagina.

“Alex doesn’t last longer than 3 minutes, but he’s a mean Box Buffer!”

by AdMan Jones December 22, 2020

Buffer Shitting

When the buffering process of a video takes way too much time and is really really frustrating

I was going to watch Dick in a Box but the video was buffer shitting

by Gmagnum GJA March 18, 2009

Buffer Kids

When someone who knows no one has a party and 'buffer kids' are invited to make the list seem bigger. Buffer kids are the kids normally invited to parties, so it doesn't seem weird if they come.

Classic, here comes the buffer kids

by ChaBoomBitch April 13, 2015

Awkward buffer

A person who goes along to a social situation to buffer the awkwardness. Used often when you're trying to get to know someone, but certainly not in the "date" sort of way. Works best if the awkward buffer is a friend of both parties.

Bob: I'm going to meet Maria tonight so we can hang out and get to know each other. Could you come with and be an awkward buffer?

Shelly: Sure! I'm good friends with her, I'll help keep the conversation going :)

by You_don't_know_who_i_is_>:) November 3, 2011