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man buffer

The seat that two heterosexual males must leave between each other when watching a movie together in an uncrowded theater.
Dude, why are you sitting right next to me? The theater's only half full. Maintain the man buffer and move over.
man buffer by BigMacUSNA91 December 31, 2007

chicky buffer 

Negates the potential for mab-touching-man discomfort.
During our group hug, I was the chicky buffer between Andy and David.
chicky buffer by mcgruff January 2, 2005

Bologna Buffer 

Typically the mouth of a disgruntled slut-bag, or the disease ridden orifice of one of your friends or relatives.
Phil better shut his damn bologna buffer before i stab him with a broken Tobasco bottle..

Saliva Buffer Zone 

The part of an item of food you and a friend purposefully don't eat when sharing said food item, as to not accidentally ingest some of the other other's saliva. Thus preventing the spread of germs.
Mark: "Dude can i share that piece of pizza with you? I'm starving.... "

John: "Sure... I guess, we just have to be sure to leave a saliva buffer zone..."
Saliva Buffer Zone by BlueRayz August 5, 2010

milwaukee floor buffer 

A better version of the Wisconsin floor buffer. It involves quolls and toads. It doesn’t take much to figure out who comes out of the losing end on that one. Spoiler alert toads suck.
“Tommie if you don’t figure out how to spell your name Imma Milwaukee floor buffer yo toad behind”- worlds best quoll

gay buffer

The unused urinal(s) between two males when the extra capacity could be used. Most men would rather wait for someone to finish then have their penis in glancing distance of another man to avoid any assumptions of homosexuality.
Male 1: Why don't you just use the urinal between them?
Male 2: I need my gay buffer, I don't want them to looking at my dick.
gay buffer by Pearlsea July 14, 2010