after engaging in anal sex you pull out and slap your partner in the face with your feces covered penix
by mcgruff October 14, 2004
by McGruff June 10, 2003
ive nothing much to add to the whole cumming in your hand and flinging it in her face except when you do you have to yell "go web go!"
by mcgruff October 14, 2004
Negates the potential for mab-touching-man discomfort.
by mcgruff January 03, 2005
after engaging in sexual activities with a woman on her period you slap her in the face with your vaginally painted member whilst humming dum duh duh duh duhh dum duh duhh duhh duhh dumm du duh duuuuuhhhh!!!
by mcgruff October 14, 2004
Crime dog, in the context of McGruff the Crime Dog.
1)verb. To observe something that someone is doing wrong or something that someone should not be doing and then informing them of the correction.
1)verb. To observe something that someone is doing wrong or something that someone should not be doing and then informing them of the correction.
Person 1 to Person 2: "The instructions say to do it this way."
Person 2: (ignornant) "No, this is the right way"
Person 3: (after verification) "Whoa! Person1 just totally crime dogged Person2!"
Person 2: (ignornant) "No, this is the right way"
Person 3: (after verification) "Whoa! Person1 just totally crime dogged Person2!"
by McGruff January 09, 2004
i was watching a midget bukkake video and i saw that bitch get poked in the face by at least ten penix
by mcgruff October 14, 2004