Baseline Budgeting

The complete bullshit accounting practice of using ever-increasing spending and revenues as the starting point. This assumes that the private sector of an economy will grow at a steady pace regardless of government's interference by way of more regulations and removing the incentives to produce. Also allows political parties to cry over "cuts" which are in reality projecting spending increases below their current baseline.

John Boner announced $1T in cuts over ten years using baseline budgeting, but the actual numbers show steady increases in Federal Spending.

by Joe666_69 July 28, 2011

budgetness

when somethings super cheap or lacks quality.

i hate the budgetness of your kitchen.
theres no goddamn spoons!

by dunner! December 15, 2008

Big-Budget Splat

A big-budget Hollywood movie that has lots of special effects and did well at the box office, but got a bad Rotten Tomatoes score.

Examples:

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Suicide Squad
Transformers: Age of Extinction

The only things in theaters right now are Big-Budget Splats.

by whiteboyz36 November 14, 2017

Budget Nudes

"Budget Nudes" are photos that are sent in response to the common phrase "send nudes" that have little to no effort put into it. The lighting is horrible, the angle is boring, and the person clearly isn't into it.

"He TOTALLY half assed those nudes I asked for" said Wilson to Joe.

"Kief sent a full body pic that just said 'I haven't shaved my nads yet, look'. Totally Budget Nudes."

by Ehhhmazing January 20, 2017

Budget Ibising

To holiday as cheaply as possible using the Budget Ibis hotel chain

Those 2 tightarse girls are budget Ibising again!!

by CaptainJames1 June 12, 2016

Budget Cunt

Cheapest hooker in the area!

"What you scratching your cock for?"
"I think I caught something from that budget cunt on 10th street!"

by Nerdthagoras December 2, 2021

Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 6, 2010