Bryson

One who oversees others in a job field who knows nothing about that job, but thinks he knows everything. (2) One who thinks he is smarter than everyone else because he went to college, when in reality he is a fucking idiot.

Josh: Have you met the new captain that we have?

Jeff: No, why?

Josh: He is a complete Bryson.

by JB Keithcat November 5, 2007

bryton

an extreemly white gheto boy, uses tons of adjectives. does not know when to shut up AKA big mouth. pretty sure brytons dont have an inside voice. thinks everyone is hot.

ohh my gosh bryton, kim kardashian is not that hot!

by dfgjhdfklhbdf March 31, 2009

Bryson

A traditional irish name. Also Russian for cock munch.

Vladimir is a Bryson.

by ?123 December 9, 2008

bryson

SEX, sex sex sex sex, sex

Bryson is sex, no really, he is sex

by bryson98 April 28, 2008

Bryson

An extremely gorgeous stud of a man. He is easy to fall for and falls easily as well but then once he gets what he wants he is sure to leave. Usually only interested in sex like things persay HANDJOBS! But noone cares really becasue like i said hes like amazingly gorgeouss! Is known to have a six pack and usually has the arm muscles to go with it. He has alot of friends but can be a bit over dramatic. Overall he probably isnt the best boyfriend but that doesnt stop you from wanting him to be your boyfriend.

Mmmmm did you see that gorgeous man!? his name is probably Bryson.

by Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh January 5, 2009

Brymon

A person, who upon arrival, causes your things to spontaneously stop working or break.

Guy 1: "Dude, as soon as Steve came over my internet stopped working, my xbox got the red-rings of death, my laptop crashed, and he broke my glass of water!"

Guy 2 : "Yeah, Steve is definatly a Brymon."

by Wil I Ain't January 16, 2011

Brynon

A Brynon has an amazing soul; they are sweet, kind, caring, loyal to their friends and partners. Brynon is usual very handsome and attractive, some can be considered very sexy. They're always honest and trustworthy; is manly yet still sensitive. If you know a Brynon consider yourself extremely lucky and honored because they are so rare in this world. A Brynon will do just about anything to cheer their friends up, they're funny and smart and loving and just the best ever. Never turn on a Brynon, you'll regret it the rest of your life. :)

Girl 1: OMG! Who's your new boyfriend?
Girl 2: His name's Brynon =)
Girl 3: Your so lucky!

by Aliyah;P November 27, 2012