Pretending to complain about something to disguise the fact that you are actually bragging about something else.
Travis was complaining yesterday that his wife recently ran up a $4,000 bill at Target. When he asked her what she bought, she told him they needed new clothes for their trip to Tahiti next month. He was totally bitch-bragging about how rich they are.
by neilldoe April 9, 2015
Get the bitch-bragging mug.Bragging about/feeling superior due to one’s victim status/shitty situation, often times while exaggerating the extent of one’s victim-ness
“I only got six hours of sleep last night, I’m so tired”
“Omg you’re tired? I only got two hours last night and three the night before! Yet here I am anyway”
“Dude, quit victim bragging. We can both be tired”
“Omg you’re tired? I only got two hours last night and three the night before! Yet here I am anyway”
“Dude, quit victim bragging. We can both be tired”
by peanutmilk March 5, 2019
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A sentence you say to someone so that they stop breathing automatically, and start breathing manually. This usually infuriates the other person, who now has to focus on breathing on top of whatever shit they wrer up to.
by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022
Get the your breathing manually mug.Quite possibly the worst book in history:
Read the first 50 pages...
Put it down...
Promised self to try and read it later... Didn't read it later...
Regretted not returning it after losing the reciept.
This book is sitting on my shelf and waiting for me to run out of firewood.
Read the first 50 pages...
Put it down...
Promised self to try and read it later... Didn't read it later...
Regretted not returning it after losing the reciept.
This book is sitting on my shelf and waiting for me to run out of firewood.
After trying to get through the first part of Breaking Dawn, I immediately gave up and asked my obsessed friends for a plot synopsis. >.<
by Hates the World February 24, 2009
Get the Breaking Dawn mug.Sequel to Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse, also known as an epic fail to those who do not suffer from SMeyer glorification.
Gave birth to the demon spawn nudger Renesmee Carlie Cullen (a.k.a. Nessie)
And with its release it destroyed a fan base with a mere 800 pages
Gave birth to the demon spawn nudger Renesmee Carlie Cullen (a.k.a. Nessie)
And with its release it destroyed a fan base with a mere 800 pages
by JazzateNessie October 5, 2008
Get the Breaking Dawn mug.Ayo look at deshaun my nigga, his black ass is about to get some his ass into some buck breaking from Massa!
by GodLovesBlackPeople December 28, 2021
Get the Buck Breaking mug.On a hot sweaty day, refreshing the male testicles with Gold Bond Powder. Not only is it cooling and fantastic but it is also a dire necessity.
Adam : Yo Ryan where did you go?
Ryan : Sorry man i was breading the chicken.
Adam : Word, hook me up with the Gold Bond.
Ryan : Sorry man i was breading the chicken.
Adam : Word, hook me up with the Gold Bond.
by sharethewealthylt December 18, 2010
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