Brad

Verb - to leave a woman (or man) within 6 months of marrying them.

It was a beautiful wedding, but 3 weeks later he'd braded her

by Com Mate June 14, 2019

Brad

The man always be look'n like a snack. Smarts up top, monster truck down low. Anyone with the pleasure of experiencing 12 orgasms simultaneously knows how it feels to brush shoulders with brad. His blond mane will flow with the wind on his moped. It is easy to mistake his footsteps as an earthquake, but that's just the sound of millions of panties hitting the ground. It's a good life to be Brad.

Jessica: I don't think life will get any better than it is now!!!

Jaime behind her back: She brushed shoulders with brad. *rolls eyes* I hate how much I want to be Jessica.

by jiznurpants May 28, 2018

Brad

He is a HUGE cunt sucks ball sweat for teacher and looks like the Lorax and the smoking in the fags guy combined eats ciggys has the haircut from dumb and dumber and looks a bit like bob cratchit

Hey Brady
Brady:what
Your a cunt

by greasy lewis January 31, 2020

Brad

Brad Is always very opus. He always has the hottest girlfriend, yet, doesnt preform in bed, hes shlong is a very disapointing length of just 3 inches and he gets off to the local 3rd graders heading off to school, or should i say giving head at school? Anyways brad is always very hot, yet weird and perverted, he will try to rape you at a party that his girlfriend isnt at. brad is secretly gay also for his best friend, caleb, who is very big in bed and they evntually have an affair which interferes with brads relationship. brad leaves said girl for caleb and takes nut in his butt. dont be a brad.

hes a brad, awesome on the outside but tight inside.

by milky exposed brad March 17, 2020

Brad

Brad is a cringy man who feels they need to record everything they do. There dad provides all their money.

don't be a brad

by sokppska December 8, 2017

Brad

Brad owns tweezers, he is also very game and has about a 2 inch penis, he likes guys but also likes a bit of she males

Brad is so gay

by ManDemHandMen May 8, 2018

the Brads

When you can’t communicate with other human being or make all interactions awkward.

He can’t talk to anyone today, must me a serious case of the Brads

That fucker looks like an Alien, must be the Brads

by Fungal December 20, 2020