Flat Boat

Flat Boat is nick name given to Steamboat Ski Resort in Colorado, by dick-head skiers and snowboarders who ain't as good as they think they are.

If Columbus snowboarded at Flat Boat, he decide that the World} really is flat.

by Jib Slice May 18, 2010

Delicious Boat

A wonderful person, someone who you appreciate having around. Mostly used as a term of affection for someone who's just done you a favor.

"Did you get me coffee? Thank you! You are a delicious boat."
"The worst thing I can say about that girl is that she is not a delicious boat."

by EWBANH February 3, 2010

Taco Boat

Another name for a Latinas vagina.

Maria is not home right now, she went to have her taco boat waxed!

by Sambiase January 9, 2018

Boat God

The man you all know, Kenny from the walking dead. This is his home, it says urban in the name, so obviously it is! He can smash corona with his own fists, he's a florida man!

Clementine said, "kenny is my boat god forever." Lee agreed.

by dense cabbage May 4, 2020

boat syndrome

after a night of drinking its that feeling you get when you lie down and try and get to sleep but it feels like you're rocking on a boat.

aahh mate i had fucking boat syndrome last night, so shit.

by Ryan & Jem August 7, 2007

yankee boating

When southern women try to get pregnant by men from north of the mason dixon.

Now that cuffing season is over, Sandra is going to vacation up to New Jersey for yankee boating.

by GioMemes April 25, 2017

Boat Post

When someone anonymously creates an ad on Craigslist advertising that the poster lives in a large metropolitan area and has a free (or very cheap) boat that they've recently inherited and are desperate to get rid of ASAP.

The ad goes on to say that they don't respond to email, but to call any time - and lists the victim's cell phone number as the contact.

It's best to when the ad is posted very early in the morning, thus guaranteeing a daylong swarm of boat related calls, sometimes carrying over into the following days.

Classic Boat Post scenario:

4:30AM *Victim's cell phone rings*

Caller: "Hey, I'm calling about the boat you've got listed on Craigslist."

Victim: "Look, I don't know what the hell is going on, but I don't have a boat, ok? Someone must have pranked me."

Caller: "Oh... Wow that sucks. So, do you still have the boat?"

Victim: *Hangs up in frustration*

Repeat 100+ more times throughout the day

by DoritosLocosRancheros6969 April 3, 2012