blumpster

a blumpkin in a dumpster

John took a poo while receiving fellatio in the dumpster, hence a blumpster

by Grady the gangsta November 15, 2005

Blumpkin-con-munch

Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit whilst eating a pizza

Franchise: That Tal bitch gave me a blumpkin-con-munch

Prime Time: Watch yo conduct yung nugga

by Terion December 15, 2013

Skoal Blumpkin

Dipping Skoal while getting a blumpkin.

Ashley wanted to give Brad a blumkin, but before she started he threw in a Skoal Classic and got a Skoal Blumpkin.

by JimArm January 21, 2009

Blumpkant

while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant

i ate a giant bowl of cheesy nachos and couldnt shit so the broad gave me a blumpkant

by blumpkinboynov April 5, 2009

country blumpkin

Defined as receiving a blumpkin--getting oral sex while having a bowel movement--in an outhouse.

While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.

by Kyle MD April 28, 2005

blumberfucked

Getting really drunk to the point where vomiting and blackouts are expected.

Ryan: Yo, let's go get blumberfucked tonight!

by nova46 September 10, 2009

Blumpkining

The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )

" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)

by The adventures of G-Girl August 20, 2010