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imaginary bluetooth

An imaginary telephone device popular with riders of public transport, those having manic episodes, paranoid schizophrenics, and just common talk to yourself out loud types.
a. Whoa, dude on the escalator is yakking away to no one and there's no bluetooth in his ear.
b. Imaginary bluetooth in action. Probably on his way to the bus.
by wheaty October 12, 2008
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Virtual Bluetooth

When people are talking as though they had a Bluetooth device on but they don't.
Who is Marilyn talking to?

She's on Virtual Bluetooth.
by PrincetonTiger December 9, 2008
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going bluetooth

This is when a guy goes to the restroom hands free while peeing.
Four different styles of going bluetooth: Hands on the hips, Hands on the wall, hands to the side or hands up in the air waving to everybody and annoucing "Hey ma no hands!"
by GarvinS June 21, 2006
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Invisible Bluetooth

A device often found in a homeless person's ear, undetectable to the naked eye.
Jeff: Dude, you see that hobo talking to himself?
Bob: Must be invisible bluetooth.
by pTerodactyl123 October 27, 2008
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Johnny Bluetooth

That obnoxious guy (or girl) who insists on wearing their Bluetooth earpiece everywhere they go. Usually seen and heard having loud personal phone calls in public places. Often spotted with cell phone clipped to their belt.
I wish Johnny Bluetooth over there would realize that nobody cares about his effing golf handicap!
by lablanca December 2, 2010
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Ghetto Bluetooth Muslim

N. Doing something hands-free during a cell phone conversation because your cell phone is jammed into your head covering (Burqa).
I was walking behind a Muslin at the grocery store shopping using her Ghetto Bluetooth Muslim.
by peaches14 February 10, 2010
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ghetto bluetooth

When a black "Muslim" woman uses her hijab (Muslim headscarf) to harness her ordinary cellphone as a bluetooth. Usually seen on street corners in cities.
"Look over there, that black woman's got a ghetto bluetooth!"

"I'm pretty sure Allah wouldn't approve of a ghetto bluetooth"
by polyglotg March 2, 2010
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