Blubber Shot

when you take a shot of alcohol between the fat rolls of an overweight womens body.

Max takes Blubber Shots off of marygraces fatty stomach

by NEWPALTZ1234 October 13, 2010

blubber bean

when a "fart" runs up the anterior side of the body (instead of posterior), trapping the toxic gas in the scrotum...causing the male genitals to inflate like a balloon, and causing extreme disgust/discomfort.

While lying on your sofa you let out ablubber bean...disgusted with yourself you lay motionless, hoping that nobody would notice the look of shame on your face or smell the horror that lurked inside your pants.

by johnny rutenmiezer February 24, 2011

blubberbludge

to bombard someone with tears.

Tina, it's okay if you're fat. You don't need to blubberbludge me.

by Zucoca-cola March 24, 2011

Blubberboarding

Having sexual intercourse with an overweight person on top of an ironing board

Joe really enjoyed blubberboarding with sheila last night.

by Sinistertrick January 1, 2012

Blubberdumpkin

a mexican guy who looks white

Jackson is a blubberdumpkin

by juanathan December 15, 2014

blubber points

When you spend multiple frigid winters in Canada, you earn your blubber points, which you trade for adaptation to a cold climate.

I spent three years in canada, I definitely earned some blubber points.

by canadianwinters December 28, 2014

blubberlaugh

Where you want to blubber (weep like a baby) but you catch yourself and try to laugh it off.

True Story: I watched my child's 8th grade graduation video 20 times and every time I blubberlaugh hoping no one saw me.

by Smithfucius May 16, 2016