blastoising

When you jack off two guys over your shoulder, aiming their jizz at your partner. Yelling "You do not have enough badges to train me!"

The party was lame until they guys started blastoising.

by PokeRage September 14, 2013

Plutonium Blast Rifle

Slang for any type of bong with a very large capacity for smoke.

Captain: load the plutonium blast rifle!
Ensign: AYE SIR!
Captain: Ignite Plutonium blast rifle!
Captain: :::::BUBBLING:::::
Captain: :::::violent Coughing:::::
seconds later.....
Ensign: sir do you need to report to sick bay?
Captain: shutup chris!

by Neb sicnarf January 16, 2008

ass blaster

A HUGE fart that is so powerful, it hurts as soon as it leaves the cheeks. It also smells worse then regular farts because these ones usually leave squirts in the back of undies or boxers

John just let an ass blaster that cleared the whole room

by red April 16, 2005

Blasting rope

The act of masterbating

Robert: Did you hear Ralph was blasting rope to waluigi hentai?
Roger : Damn, he's a sick fuck.

by Cheez Oreos July 14, 2018

fat blaster

A gentleman who has the tendency to hook up with significantly larger women. This is a less extreme form of a chubby chaser.

"Dude, Paul is such a fat blaster! This is the second weekend in a row he has gone home with a cow!"

by Sparkles90 March 13, 2012

skunk blasting

another term for dry humping

Steve: "dude last night me and tina, totally were skunk blasting"

tom: "nice"

by cdgunners April 29, 2008

blastijass

blasted your ass

hey that mutherfucker just blastijass with a bazooka

by broblaster January 9, 2009