birded

to be high off cocaine

Me: "Have you been smoking weed?"
You: "Naw, I'm birded though."

by Jennesis November 30, 2006

bonded labour

A person becomes a bonded labourer when their labour is demanded as a means of repayment for a loan. It is the most widely used method of enslaving people around the world.

Bonded labourers are forced to work to repay debts their employer says they owe, and they are not allowed to work for anyone else.

by tarreznom December 1, 2014

Blinded Unicorn

Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.

I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.

by JayFlyer May 6, 2015

binder crash

Similar to a hard-drive crash, a binder crash is when five or more papers pop out of the rings of your 3" middle school binder due to the damaged, out-of-line rings. A binder crash can occur on three different levels:
Minor: 5 to 15 papers come out of the rings
Major: 16 to 36 papers come out of the rings
Extreme: 37 to ALL of the papers come out of the rings
In the event of an extreme binder crash, it will take a very long time to get everything back in order and into the rings. At this point you should consider getting a new binder. I personally have had this happen a few times, but never coming past 3/4 of a major crash.

*flop, pwshhh* CRAP, A BINDER CRASH!! JUST WHAT I NEED NOW!!

by ComputerMiceAreMiceToo July 31, 2016

binder full of women

Alternate name for a little black book

Let's hook up with some girls. I'm check the binder full of women.

by Wolverine32 May 31, 2018

binxed

To get more drunk than your uncle Joey at family get togethers.

Exam tomorrow? Fuck it, i'm gonna get binxed tonight anyways.

by tarzan's baby carrot October 17, 2018

banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019