To jizz in a bible then rip your pubes out and stick them in the cum, then close the book and forcefully shove the book so far up your ass it starts to bleed.
by Gavingaming February 22, 2023
Get the Hairy Bible mug.Something you say to someone if you are right about something and they are wrong but they were being super stubborn and saying they were right. It means for the person in the wrong to try seeing things from your perspective or just to even trust you more often.
Lukas: trust me, chickens don’t lay eggs at all. Are u stupid?
Dylan: yes they do. (Shows proof chickens lay eggs) see? haha, U READ MY BIBLE!
Dylan: yes they do. (Shows proof chickens lay eggs) see? haha, U READ MY BIBLE!
by DankyDyl69 November 7, 2019
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A religious Zealot who pressures people to subscribe to their own religios beliefs, even after the target has said they are not interested. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are particularly notorious Bible Thumpers.
a bro: "Hey,there are some Mormon Missionaries at the door to talk to you!"
me: "Damn, I told those Bible Thumper Mormons to go away, where is my Pepper Spray at?"
me: "Damn, I told those Bible Thumper Mormons to go away, where is my Pepper Spray at?"
by Piranha March 24, 2008
Get the Bible Thumper mug.1. A thinly veiled cover-up for cuddling and otherwise being physically familiar with another, especially when those involved already have significant others.
2. Cuddling, etc., while talking about the Bible.
2. Cuddling, etc., while talking about the Bible.
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by Screamapillar March 3, 2004
Get the bible belt mug.To engage in relations, or the act of being biblical, with a member of the opposite sex; fornicate; biblical; copulate; sex; intercourse; humpty-humpty.
I want to biblicate with her, but she unfortunately has a boyfriend.
A house of worship is, by default, an impermissible venue for biblication.
A house of worship is, by default, an impermissible venue for biblication.
by Prolixity January 12, 2008
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