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Hairy Bible

To jizz in a bible then rip your pubes out and stick them in the cum, then close the book and forcefully shove the book so far up your ass it starts to bleed.
Me and my cousins had a fun time with a hairy bible.
by Gavingaming February 22, 2023
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U READ MY BIBLE

Something you say to someone if you are right about something and they are wrong but they were being super stubborn and saying they were right. It means for the person in the wrong to try seeing things from your perspective or just to even trust you more often.
Lukas: trust me, chickens don’t lay eggs at all. Are u stupid?
Dylan: yes they do. (Shows proof chickens lay eggs) see? haha, U READ MY BIBLE!
by DankyDyl69 November 7, 2019
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Bible Thumper

A religious Zealot who pressures people to subscribe to their own religios beliefs, even after the target has said they are not interested. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are particularly notorious Bible Thumpers.
a bro: "Hey,there are some Mormon Missionaries at the door to talk to you!"

me: "Damn, I told those Bible Thumper Mormons to go away, where is my Pepper Spray at?"
by Piranha March 24, 2008
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Bible study

1. A thinly veiled cover-up for cuddling and otherwise being physically familiar with another, especially when those involved already have significant others.
2. Cuddling, etc., while talking about the Bible.
Sorry the door was the locked. We were having Bible study.
by Outside Onlooker July 1, 2010
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bible jockey

Someone who lives for the bible, constantly quoting it.
"fucking bible jockeys, always picket the abortion clinics!"
by 1pwnj3$u$ October 18, 2006
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bible belt

The Confederecy.
by Screamapillar March 3, 2004
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biblicate

To engage in relations, or the act of being biblical, with a member of the opposite sex; fornicate; biblical; copulate; sex; intercourse; humpty-humpty.
I want to biblicate with her, but she unfortunately has a boyfriend.

A house of worship is, by default, an impermissible venue for biblication.
by Prolixity January 12, 2008
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