Bert Syndrome

n. The characteristic of having a single eyebrow across the forehead, much like the Sesame Street character Bert. Also known as unibrow.

Nick wouldn't be a bad looking guy if he'd only do something about his Bert Syndrome. Can't he get it waxed or threaded or something?

by ChatteringClasses July 25, 2009

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Philly Beatdown

The act of getting your ass beat into a nasty, messy, catastrophically bloody pulp by a true Philadelphian. It is actually a painful honor of sorts; if you're gonna get your ass beat, it might as well be done by someone who can do it right.

Jim: Yo, I woke up with two black eyes, a broken arm, and like half my face missing... WTF happened last night?

Bob: Dude, you're lucky you woke up at all. You were face wasted and started mouthin' off at this girl from PA. She had enough of you at one point and gave your ass a real, gritty Philly Beatdown.

Jimbo: Oh... a Philly Beatdown's what happened... no wonder I CRS!!!

by Autumn Batman McGarity August 15, 2010

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bert mccracken

The only person that can pull of the greasy hair and still look hot as all hell! I mean, wow, look at him! Get real chickie... We all wanna do more than just hump his leg, I could say more but I probably shouldn't! Mmmm.. Bert!

I could fuck Bert all night and his greasy hair wouldn't bother me. LOL

by JoeMomma September 15, 2003

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bertarded

Stupid and slow witted, worse then retarded.

Bertarded - A person who has not clue how to do anything.

by Cat mechanic March 26, 2013

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scholastic beatdown

when the principal, vice-principal, counsellor and librarian take turns talking about the student's emotions and issues then after 15 minutes have passed they started disciplining the child according to the sins they committed.

Yo, I heard Jimmy got the scholastic beatdown yesterday.

Yeah, he can't even move his jaw anymore.

by jizhe September 25, 2019

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