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bead plant

A term coined in wakeboarding referring to the explosive coming together of a guy's balls with the water, usually when his cool trick didn't quite work out. The bead plant can be performed by both beginners and the seasoned wakeboarder but should not be used when trying to impress a boat full of hot chicks in bikinis.
Jonny: Stop the boat, man down!
Driver: Ok, is he alright?
Jonny: He's face down in the water and not moving, looks like he might have bead planted.
by beatmaster-v November 21, 2010
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tuck-bead

exsess poo which stays on your goochhair after a dump and goes crusty
wow just picked out a serious tuck-bead
by willam defoe September 26, 2010
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Heady Beady

A heady beady could mean a dumbass, someone that annoys you or a hoe. Getting heady beady means getting head.
yeo last night she gave me the heady beady
by NotAHeadyBeady February 23, 2020
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get a bead

-Get something/someone on the scope before shooting.
-In American English when you focus narrowly on something or define it carefully you “get a bead” or “draw a bead” on it. In this expression the term “bead” comes from the former name for the little metal bump on the end of a gun barrel which helped the shooter aim precisely at a target.
I get a bead on that animal and I am gonna shoot it!
by Matts ARG March 24, 2019
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bljad’

bljad' is used in the "ruski" language as m8

u often hear it in the pc-game CSGO after phrases like "ruski jest" or "cyka"
idi naxui bljad’ go fuck urself m8
cyka bljad’ russian for "bitch"
by idkcykabljad March 11, 2016
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Beadle

Someone, when playing a card game, plays a sneaky move/s which turns the tide of the game in their favour.

Likened to the sneaky surprise tactics of Jeremy Beadle in Beadle's About
"Joe Bernard is such a Beadle."
by Nothingtown December 29, 2016
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thunder beads

They are a stimulating pleasure toy for one's anus. It looks like a thick string of pearls, with beads usually lined smallest to largest depending on the penetration preference. Can be used by oneself or with a partner(s). (Watch Made of Honor for visual reference)
As the horny lady sits alone she decides to stick the thunder beads in her butt to seek the pleasure she is yearning. The thunderbeads serve as a replacement for the erection in her anus that she yearned for. As the first bead entered the butt hole she yelped with pleasure. Slowly one by one the beads journeyed into the sensitive insides of her anus. She did not need a man to fulfill her needs she had her beads instead!
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