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Briggsy Beard

Facial hair grown by very spotty individuals. The Briggsy Beard serves the double purpose of partially concealing acne and avoiding shaving the tops off hideous pus-filled pimples. Most commonly grown by students and artists.
Why has that little artist grown a Briggsy Beard?

I don't know. Maybe he's not keen on slicing through those vile septic warts on his face.
by Des Lynam's love-gland December 9, 2006
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guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.
Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!
by Vince September 27, 2004
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Captain A. Beard

Captain Angel Beard Sailed the 7 seas to find the 7 slaves. During his adventures he went to Greece, China, and Japan. During his adventures in Japan he fought along side Samurai's against the Mongol's who were led by Bertram Khan. His crew consists of Ghandi and Gordon Ramsay
The legendary pirate captain a. beard
by Captain Angel Beard February 2, 2021
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drug beard

A thin growth of hair that occupies the jaw line only with no growth over the upper lip which signifies addiction of opiates.
Jim can identify fellow heroin users by their drug beards.
by PBM January 4, 2006
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grey beard

In Information Technology and specifically Computer Science, the term "Grey beard" or "Greybeard" is used as a droll, sarcastic way to describe any person who is older. Typically, a Grey Beard in IT will be very specific about methodology and have well-reasoned arguments about why the methods they are using are superior to current ideas and methods. Many times, they're not wrong!
Computer scientist Douglas Crockford's infamous talk on Quality is deeply insightful; one would expect nothing less from a grey beard.
by MmollzZ February 24, 2017
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beard-burn

rough scrapey feeling from having someone with a beard rub against you, usually during kissing, but often during other stuff.
i got beard burn between my ass cheeks last night.
by minghi May 31, 2003
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Beard Leave

The act of taking a leave of absence from your place of work for the expressed purpose of growing a Beard...
*Non Bearded Man* "I'm taking a fortnight off to grow a Beard"

*Bearded Boss* "That's ok, I'll record is as Beard Leave"
by Vegas James September 27, 2011
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