Bagel Game

when a group of lonely men stand in a circle and commense jerkin their girkin until they all have blown a load...last one to blow must eat the pile of nastiness

Dude...Jeremy totally ate the sauce at the bagel game last night.

by Davey and Ritchie November 2, 2007

Bagel

Sleeping for 12-hours (the hour hand makes a full circle around a 12-hour clock). Originally, this term was used by yeshiva students.

I am very well rested. I slept a bagel last night!

by LionsForce November 1, 2018

bagel bumping

the act of bumping your bagel with another bagel.

which can be translated to:
rubbing your vagina against another womans vagina

My girlfriend left me and i caught her bagel bumping with my mom!!

by Bushwack babe March 6, 2009

Bagel Sex

Someone who, when horny and desperate, uses a bagel (usually microwaved) as a sex toy. They insert their penis into the hole.

'BRB, I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have bagel sex with it.'

by Sparklestiltzkin November 3, 2007

bagel

two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner.

lady at dunkin donuts: how can i help you?
me: can i have a bagel?
lady at dunkin donuts: you mean two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner? SURE!
me: thanks!!!!

by meggielouu March 10, 2012

Bagel Fuck

When you fuck a bagel

How was that bagel fuck last night man?

by PlasticPeople December 23, 2008

butter my bagel

The most desired action of endearment. One is to receive this only after they have become exclusive in their relationship. When men receive this act of love they often moan, lick their lips, and beg for more. A woman performs this act of endearment by applying butter to a freshly toasted bagel and then delivering it to her significant other.

The smell of my wife's buttered bagel caused me to wake up before my alarm. That day was the best day of my life, I didn't even have to whisper in her ear... butter my bagel.

by keep_it_realistic May 16, 2012