baldy badger

A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.

Example 1:

John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.

Example 2:

John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.

by BanterWagonn March 12, 2014

Bauwy

"Perfect life" a word to describe something cool or amazing that just happened

Bru, that was bauwy

by Boers15 December 5, 2017

bawdy

older word for vulgar or lewd.

"During his last 10 years, the Reverend, for some reason, performed a couple of bawdy songs in public. This is one of them, it is indeed very old-time-sounding with some vaudeville overtones. I love it, though I am not very fond of the SM lyrics. I think it is rather difficult to play! Have tried a couple of times and it is very hard, much harder than, for example, Blind Blakes "Arthurs breakdown". - Comment on 'Reverend Gary Davis - She Wouldn't Say Quit.'

by Nonenonenonenonenone September 16, 2018

Baldy from Baldymoore

Da "totally chrome-domed" dude from Maryland.

Baldy from Baldymoore may indeed not have any cranium-cushioning worth braggin' about, but at least he saves a bundle on barber-fees.

by QuacksO November 1, 2018

Baldy Long

A hairstyle which is reseeding on top and long at the back.

Mel Smith - one half of legendary comedy duo Smith and Jones - wouldn't have been half as funny were it not for his Baldy Long

by NebCRasbit June 10, 2020

Baldy bitch

A term used when someone anoues you and they have no hair

Feck you ya feckin Baldy bitch

by Rhinoboyd June 21, 2020

bandy handy

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a bandaid on the hand in use.

Last night was wild. She pulled my pants down and gave me a bandy handy. It was a buzz light year bandaid. She took me to infinity and beyond.

by Jurassictuna November 18, 2020