The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.
Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.
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Bluemonster2020 walks up to Dee Lila while she lies in the sun and unleashes his beast and begins sun bathing her.
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Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average
The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.
Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average
The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.
1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.
by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009
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by HEYBIGGUY March 22, 2010
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John: Yo, bros! Wanna go out and do some planking tonight?
Jeff: No way homeslice, we should do owling instead!
Jimmy: You two are both wrong! We gotta be doing batting now, planking and owling are so 2010!
John: You want me to go batting? That sounds gay.
Jimmy: I'll do some batting off your bunk bed if you don't shut up.
John: Come in my room and I'll fucking kill you.
Jimmy: I love you
John: Get out
Jeff: No way homeslice, we should do owling instead!
Jimmy: You two are both wrong! We gotta be doing batting now, planking and owling are so 2010!
John: You want me to go batting? That sounds gay.
Jimmy: I'll do some batting off your bunk bed if you don't shut up.
John: Come in my room and I'll fucking kill you.
Jimmy: I love you
John: Get out
by vid811 July 26, 2011
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