Cat on the barn door

People named Jack with a Mullet

fuck me your cat on the barn door is awful

by Anoninthebarn April 26, 2022

BEEF BARN

A woman who will take it in ANY ORPHUS!!! Any day, any time, anywhere.

Tim and his buddies were sitting around chatting, when I heard them say "Damn, Stacy is a total BEEF BARN!! I cant believe she fucked us all in the same day!!!!"

by osubeefbarn November 15, 2009

Barento

The Awesomest person ever.

Barento totally pwns you at everything.

by cheese95527 April 13, 2009

Barend

As strong/brave as a bear

The name Barend is derived from BERO/BERN meaning bear and HARDU hard, thus as strong as a bear

by Barend Spies December 9, 2008

bum barnacle

noun. A small particle of excrement missed by the wipee.

'I thought my underpants were wearing thin, then I discovered an infestation of bum barnacles'.

by Stretch October 3, 2003

Costco Barn

A garage like structure made out of assemble-it-your-self pipes and a vinyl covering sold at Costco whose official purpose is to cover cars, but is more frequently used as a shade structure for events. Frequently used at Burning Man (where the nickname originated), as a bulky, hard to transport, painful to assemble, rust prone alternative to more conventional shade structures. Becomes particularly difficult if one owns more than one such barns as Costco's design changes every year and the near visually identical pieces are completely incompatible.

You'd better guy down that Costco Barn or the next dust storm is going to turn it into a raver-killing kite.

by Levanima July 27, 2010

Alabama Barn Slammer

the act of slamming the lid of a toilet seat down upon one's testicles repeatedly

Seth was so agitated by the stupidity of those around him that he stood up, walked to the nearest rest room, lowered his pants, lifted the seat of the toilet and pulled a perfectly executed Alabama Barn Slammer.

by Sethsucks December 7, 2009