barstool protocol

the type of discussion that usually takes place at a bar, when individuals argue over the use of the exact words each other has spoken rather than the concepts intended. often making small grammatical errors and the combination of alcohol a violent combination.

John: man, i totally just shat a brick!
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...

by jackbauer October 11, 2012

bartholomay

Bartholomay is a textbook last name for a sex machine. His cock is so big he’s often mistaken for being black. If you ever meet a Bartholomay, give him one dirty look and he’ll be on top of you in seconds.

“Ooooooo, look at that hottie, I bet he’s a Bartholomay.”

by John Carlo Guererra May 4, 2018

Barstool grandma

A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids

The child in roon 2was brought in by his barstool grandma

by winkywpwinwwwinky June 4, 2018

Barstool Cramp

When you sit at the bar to long and it hurts to stand up

You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

Bartoone

the kind of person that will, not only rape your whole family, but your fucking dog as well

oh fuck... Bartoone

by sick cun.t March 13, 2019

Barstool

A polite way of saying the swear word bastard.

You’re a barstool you know that

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 January 4, 2021

Bartol

a god-given being who maintains balance in the world. he often submits to other people in the environment and does many things to please them but he cannot cope with his desires because he is insecure. the atmosphere around him cannot be bad. he gives the impression that his life is fabulous but he has a lot of problems that he keeps to himself. all in all he is the most desirable person in the world.

Its just Bartol

by Astra per verbum November 21, 2021