barted

A term to describe being robbed or backstabbed by a close friend

Mo: damn bro, Harry took all my shit.

Paul: oh shit, you got barted?

by pedro13 August 5, 2018

Bartdrunkeys

Someone who is really good at games

Examples include:
Bartdrunkeys
Bart
Vandebart Biggsby
AAA

by Bartdrunkeys March 8, 2011

Bartelstone moot court

Leaving a huge project until the last minute and making your partner crazy with rage.

You totally Bartelstone moot courted that thesis, turning it in minutes before the deadline.

by Brad Green July 28, 2008

Toaster Baptism

When you drop an unplugged toaster on a baby who is sitting in a bath tub filled with one inch of water. You then take the baby’s body and use it to make baby powder and baby oil. Then you sell the products for a profit to buy a new baby.

Adam: Do you want to perform a Toaster Baptism
Thomas: Of course

by Yeetix February 11, 2020

John the Baptist

Charismatic New Testament bible prophet. Named John at birth son of Zacharias and Elisabeth; he baptized Jesus Christ.

Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.

John the Baptist ate locusts and wild honey.

by thedzone October 4, 2009

Guantanamo Baptism

When seated on a toilet and your penis head submerges into the water.

I sat down to take a slam and was pleasantly surprised with a Guantanamo Baptism!

by Hamil$tein & CageChicane March 15, 2010

Bartender

A temporary pharmacist with limited stock

I am a bartender, I cure people's problems

by t dawggy dawg April 28, 2011