There's more besides joyrides
Little house in the countryside
Understand, learn to demand,
Compromise, sometimes lie
Get the Balance right, get the balance right
Be responsible, respectable,
Stable but gullible
Concerned and caring, help the helpless
But always remain ultimately selfish
Get the balance right, get the balance right
You think you've got a hold of it all
You haven't got a hold at all
When you reach the top, get ready to drop
Prepare yourself for the fall, you're gonna fall
It's almost predictable
Little house in the countryside
Understand, learn to demand,
Compromise, sometimes lie
Get the Balance right, get the balance right
Be responsible, respectable,
Stable but gullible
Concerned and caring, help the helpless
But always remain ultimately selfish
Get the balance right, get the balance right
You think you've got a hold of it all
You haven't got a hold at all
When you reach the top, get ready to drop
Prepare yourself for the fall, you're gonna fall
It's almost predictable
Don't take this way, don't take that way
Straight down the middle until next Thursday
Push to the left, back to the right
Twist and turn 'til you've got it right
Get the balance right
Straight down the middle until next Thursday
Push to the left, back to the right
Twist and turn 'til you've got it right
Get the balance right
by Death Menace February 7, 2023
Get the Get the Balance Rightmug. A Thanos quote which George Bowes often uses when through how fucking smart he is to realise 20N to the left and 20N to the right are the same
A car is travelling at 20N to the right, 20N thrust is happening behind, George: ‘perfectly balanced as all things should be’
by Puerist Alleynian November 15, 2019
Get the Perfectly balanced as all things should bemug. Zhang Yixing was the creator of this word.
"Some people have this type of balance. Everyone has to look for the type of balance most suitable for them. What we talk about is more the nature and degree of coordination"
"Some people have this type of balance. Everyone has to look for the type of balance most suitable for them. What we talk about is more the nature and degree of coordination"
"Balance".
by Yixing's Butthole February 13, 2018
Get the Balancemug. A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.
"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2019
Get the You have a zero balancemug. My kids didn't get killed... So you're not running the story about how their kids might be getting killed as the result of the backlash fro. a sociological phenomenon were people are farmed for the social rewards derived from antagonizing people with anti-social tendencies in the absence of any real crime that YOU have misdiagnosed as a mental illness and been mistreating for years and one of the people you've done it to just so happened to create AI but now the media is covering it up out of spite because that guy (Me) said it should be THEIR kids dying because THEY do shit LIKE THIS. What you're doing now.
Hym "Yep, this is balance. Keep and eye out for the media people when they are out on the street so you can kill their kids if they try to do this to you."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
Get the Balancemug. After news reported that 1.5 million liberals marched on DC, Fox News to fair-and-balance 'd it by polling 100 CEOs.
by talkity talk July 25, 2020
Get the To fair-and-balancemug. The type of bitch that was brought up by the pimp hand. Doesn't speak unless spoken to. put in place and stays in line from generations of backhanded backhands. Middle of the pack bitch... jack of all bitches. This high heel bitch will get down on both knees and suck every inch of your dick no questions asked.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp September 12, 2022
Get the balanced bitchmug.