banjo player

It is basicly a girl or boy who goies around 'playing' other people of the opposite sex. I.e Going up to them and making them think they like them when actually it is a devilish plot to rule over everyone.

Player: Your looking sexy today Grrr...
Uglyboy 18:Gee thx sexy lady

Later that day....

Uglyboy 18: Wow i think she likes me :P
Uglyboy 28: Nah she likes me you tart.
Clever boy 1: No you fools she is playing you like a banjo, i mean full on band practice.

by Tom July 9, 2004

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Banjo

The only instrument that you cannot play a sad song on.

Woohooo, sheeit son, ya damn near had meh hwhoopin' and hollain' with that there banjo playin'!

by the_bayest December 21, 2008

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banjo

A instrument played by young girls around campfires and sounds good with songs like "somewhere over the rainbow".

sropes: ima go and play ma ukulele and jam out.
jdubs: ummm...i think thats a banjo...
sropes:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by JDUBS9757 October 8, 2011

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Banjolsh

Banjolsh is the ultimate protagonist. Showering the land with his all-mighty leaf blower, he often grabs small bears and feeds them to penguins. Selling merchandise galore, he is the beast of bartering. As well as being a full time hero, Banjolsh is known to reside in a tainted cottage in Antarctica. As well as this, many 'a' men look up to Banjolsh as not only a superior, but as an idol. Founder of the treble clef route of tomato, Banjolsh is also a scientist, and reincarnation of man himself. His famous quotes are: "SCRAM!" and "That takes the Biomass."

"Huzzah Children! Banjolsh is approaching!"
"Guys, let's give our pocket money to Banjolsh, he deserves it."
"Look over there, it's inevitable heroism! No wait, it's Banjolsh!"
"The leaves! They're gone! Banjolsh saved us!"

by Mr-Pseudonym October 29, 2009

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