n.
: The sudden onset of fear, terror, and impending doom when you finally hear a good song while scanning stations on your car radio, which results in you clumsily thrusting your fat finger toward the scan button before the station is lost forever.
: The sudden onset of fear, terror, and impending doom when you finally hear a good song while scanning stations on your car radio, which results in you clumsily thrusting your fat finger toward the scan button before the station is lost forever.
I finally found a station not playing Katy Perry, and had a total scanic attack and plowed into the back of a tractor trailer.
by DookieDookie October 26, 2010
The kid was weaker than the bully he was fighting, so with all his strength, he KICKED the bully's ass by kicking him in the nuts! Such as great groin attack!
Kid: YEAH!!!
Bully: OWWWW!!!!!
Kid: YEAH!!!
Bully: OWWWW!!!!!
by cool91a May 28, 2014
by clawthorneridah April 30, 2007
False alarm diarrhea when you're on the john, it waits until you trust a fart and then it skids your boxers. (Common causes: hangover food, greasy food, too much beer the night before)
Dude 1: Hey man that was a killer night at the bar! Wanna go play some golf in a bit?
Dude 2: Can't bro, I think I'm having a shart attack!
Dude 1: What?
Dude 2: Yeah man, I can't trust a fart! I've been on the john all morning and skidded three pair of boxers.
Dude 2: Can't bro, I think I'm having a shart attack!
Dude 1: What?
Dude 2: Yeah man, I can't trust a fart! I've been on the john all morning and skidded three pair of boxers.
by codimus123 April 02, 2010
1.(noun): Zachary "Zack" Morris, the main character from "Saved by the Bell"
2.(verb): The act of doing something very outlandish and/or surprising that brings great joy to many people. (It can only be done by someone named Zack, Zach, Zak, etc.)
3.(noun): A nickname given to any "Zack" who is viewed as spontaneous or unpredictable by his peers.
2.(verb): The act of doing something very outlandish and/or surprising that brings great joy to many people. (It can only be done by someone named Zack, Zach, Zak, etc.)
3.(noun): A nickname given to any "Zack" who is viewed as spontaneous or unpredictable by his peers.
1.
Zach Attack: Hey, Mr. Belding. What brings you to study hall?
Mr. Richard Belding: Don't get cocky, Morris. I've got my eye on you.
Zach Attack: Sorry, sir... You're not my type.
2.
Guy #1: This party sucks, they're already out of beer!
Guy #2: Are you kidding!? Wow, let's get out of here...
(Zack enters with a keg, a 30pack of Bud, and a funnel)
Guys #1+2: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A ZACH ATTACK!!!
3.
Girl #1: Hey, have you seen Zach anywhere? He promised me we'd dance tonight!
Guy: Oh, Zach Attack? Yeah, he's either in the living room playing pong or outside jousting on that Big Wheel he bought on eBay last week.
(Girl #2 enters laughing hysterically)
Girl #2: Everybody come quick! Zach Attack's on the roof throwing Jawbreakers at the Trick or Treaters!
Zach Attack: Hey, Mr. Belding. What brings you to study hall?
Mr. Richard Belding: Don't get cocky, Morris. I've got my eye on you.
Zach Attack: Sorry, sir... You're not my type.
2.
Guy #1: This party sucks, they're already out of beer!
Guy #2: Are you kidding!? Wow, let's get out of here...
(Zack enters with a keg, a 30pack of Bud, and a funnel)
Guys #1+2: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A ZACH ATTACK!!!
3.
Girl #1: Hey, have you seen Zach anywhere? He promised me we'd dance tonight!
Guy: Oh, Zach Attack? Yeah, he's either in the living room playing pong or outside jousting on that Big Wheel he bought on eBay last week.
(Girl #2 enters laughing hysterically)
Girl #2: Everybody come quick! Zach Attack's on the roof throwing Jawbreakers at the Trick or Treaters!
by The TampaBay Tyrant March 25, 2009
Trent: "Last night I was getting a bj from a girl, and she put her pinky in my ass and she called it the Nak Attack."
by Khammer January 25, 2010
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