A type of sexuality where one participates in nearly all sexual acts, except intercourse. Individuals of this lifestyle are willing to "do things" up until a certain point, but never cross that line or axis of actual intercourse, much like how an asymtote is a curved line that increasingly approaches and axis, but never cross (or penetrate) that line. Mutual masturbation, fellatio, cunninglingus, etc are all fair game, but one's virginity is maintained.
Also called Asymsexual.
Also called Asymsexual.
Because Mary believes in stupid promise rings, she won't have sex until marriage. However, everything else is fair game, including blowies and anal. She is a total Asymptotic Sexual.
by ProfessorOtter December 1, 2013
Get the Asymptotic Sexual mug.The asymptote is a sexual maneuver wherein the object is to get as close to the vagina/anus without actually entering.
It is a difficult position, though, as approaching the event horizon may result in prejaculation.
It is a difficult position, though, as approaching the event horizon may result in prejaculation.
The easiest way to preform the asymptote is to, every few seconds or so (depending on how quickly you want to approach), move the tip of the penis half the remaining distance closer.
by The6thDegree June 30, 2008
Get the The Asymptote mug.A type of sexuality where one participates in nearly all sexual acts, except intercourse. Individuals of this lifestyle are willing to "do things" up until a certain point, but never cross that line or axis of actual intercourse, much like how an asymtote is a curved line that increasingly approaches and axis, but never cross (or penetrate) that line. Mutual masturbation, fellatio, cunninglingus, etc are all fair game, but one's virginity is maintained.
Also called Asymptotic Sexual.
Also called Asymptotic Sexual.
Because of her stance on marriage and sex, Dana won't have sex with her boyfriend, but she will do just about everything else. She is asymsexual.
by ProfessorOtter December 1, 2013
Get the asymsexual mug.A society in which its members are striving to create a utopia while realizing that they can never quite accomplish that goal. Related to the mathematical concept of an asymptote.
by Roger D. Reynolds September 26, 2004
Get the asymptopia mug.Two words that refer to something different AND are spelled differently are known as asynonyms. The goal is to find two words that have as little in common as possible, except for both being nouns perhaps.
"I found a nice example of asynonyms: Blackjack and dice."
"No way man, both are associated with 21 obviously. Fish and nostril are far better asynonyms."
"As if! Both relate to 'gooey'"
"Blackjack and nostril then?"
"No, both words have two syllables."
etc.
etc.
"No way man, both are associated with 21 obviously. Fish and nostril are far better asynonyms."
"As if! Both relate to 'gooey'"
"Blackjack and nostril then?"
"No, both words have two syllables."
etc.
etc.
by HetMes March 24, 2007
Get the asynonym mug.usually a term used when your friend tells you this crazy story about what he did you automatcilly have to call him a maniac or psycopath and then you have to tell them "who let you out of the asylum!?"
Haro: so i was fuckin blown right now and then i didn't know who Tobar was
Andrew: Damn! foo you a maniac, Who let you out of the Asylum!?
Andrew: Damn! foo you a maniac, Who let you out of the Asylum!?
by El Equis June 6, 2009
Get the Who let you out of the Asylum!? mug.When one party quits their job without the other's consent; ie, getting fired or quitting without prior notice. Wordplay on 'asynchronous design'.
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