ass master

a person who is the master of bieng an ass...

kc is being a really big ass master today

by yo mama March 1, 2004

asshattery

a large collection or following of asshats.

That poor girl is such an asshat magnet, she's starting a asshattery.

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006

sassmaster

a blonde girl, commonly from a midwest state such as illinois, who has a severe attitude problem.This is girl also is extremely angsty and occasionally bitchy.

that girl is such a sassmaster

I am the sassmaster

by swine09 March 3, 2010

asstastrophe

The joyful bliss of one-night stand with one whom you thought was gorgeous, only to later find out to your demise that the one you actually slept with was the beautiful girl's lonely and utterly repulsive Quasimotoesque best friend, clearly a well thought out and deceitful plan masterminded by the beauty in question and her valiant steed and faithful sidekick, the culpret.

I musta been wasted last night. I thought I hooked up with this fine ass chick, but when I woke up this morning and saw her I realized that she might quite literally be one of the ugliest girls that I have ever seen. Her back was full of backne and her head looked like a watermelon. I can't believe I hit that, boy what an asstastrophe.

by Josh Hyder October 8, 2007

Ass master

1.one who is skilled in anal
2.someone who has trained in the arena for 3 or more years "look up the arena for more info"

The ass master trained hundreds of young boys in the art of anal.

by thehappyhamster February 4, 2009

Askmaster

A person who repeatedly asks for your opinions, seemingly just to tell you that you're wrong.

"The only reason John asks for your opinion is so he can correct you and then share his own. He's kind of an askmaster."

by Faustian_One January 29, 2014

ASMaster

one of the Leaders of the Broccoli Lynchers faction.

“ASMaster is the best leader in Broccoli”

by DystopiaKX September 21, 2021